dog Quotes

“A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.”

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”

“It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.”

“Some men like a dull life - they like the routine of eating breakfast, going to work, coming home, petting the dog, watching TV, kissing the kids, and going to bed. Stay clear of it - it's often catching.”

“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.”

“Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.”

“God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there.”

“The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.”

“The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.”

“If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal.”