foxworthy Quotes

“I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.”

“My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!”

“If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.”

“Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.”

“For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.”

“I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.”

“You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.”

“Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.”

“If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.”

“I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.”