griffin Quotes

“The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness.”

“The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.”

“There are people who own cars and are getting free cell phones. A car helps one find a job, too. Where do you draw the line?”

“No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.”

“Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.”

“But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.”

“Many of us believe that we need health care reform. That being said - Americans felt like they weren't being listened to. There were a lot of people across the political spectrum who said we don't want a one-size-fits-all healthcare plan.”

“A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.”

“I found out that colonels can stay until they drop dead or get a walker and being a critical medical specialty as an Army trained emergency room doctor, I could stay until age 67.”

“It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.”