laid Quotes

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”

“The present was an egg laid by the past that had the future inside its shell.”

“Americans are terrified because so many of them have been laid off in recent years and months and they fear that they may be next. Even if they have not been laid off or have not known anyone laid off, they definitely know someone who has lost his home.”

“I cannot consent that my mortal body shall be laid in a repository prepared for an Emperor or a King my republican feelings and principles forbid it the simplicity of our system of government forbids it.”

“It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a Free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even of his personal services to the defense of it.”

“Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.”

“I have seen how the foundations of the world are laid, and I have not the least doubt that it will stand a good while.”

“The loftier the building, the deeper must the foundation be laid.”

“The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.”

“The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.”