orben Quotes

“Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.”

“Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.”

“Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.”

“Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.”

“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.”

“Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.”

“Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.”

“In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee - or laugh.”

“I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.”

“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.”