said Quotes

“One positive command he gave us: You shall love and honor your emperor. In every congregation a prayer must be said for the czar's health, or the chief of police would close the synagogue.”

“I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?”

“It is said that the present is pregnant with the future.”

“Although Freud said happiness is composed of love and work, reality often forces us to choose love or work.”

“I never saw any of my dad's stories. My mother said he had piles and piles of manuscripts.”

“When President Obama was in the Senate, when he was a U.S. senator, he voted against raising the debt ceiling. And he said it was a lack of leadership that had brought us to this point.”

“I never said most of the things I said.”

“The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy?”

“Liberals, it has been said, are generous with other peoples' money, except when it comes to questions of national survival when they prefer to be generous with other people's freedom and security.”

“I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.”