samuel Quotes

“It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure.”

“It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure.”

“Though analogy is often misleading, it is the least misleading thing we have.”

“All animals but men know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it -and they do enjoy it as much as man and other circumstances will allow it.”

“There is no bore like a clever bore.”

“All progress is based upon the universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.”

“God cannot alter the past, that is why he is obliged to connive at the existence of historians.”

“I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.”

“The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.”

“Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.”