sap Quotes

Daily selection of quotes about sap.

“I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.”

- Rodney Dangerfield
“I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.”

- Rodney Dangerfield
“I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.”

- Fred Allen
“What sort of sap doesn't know by now that picture-perfect beauty is all done with smoke and mirrors anyway?”

- Julie Burchill
“I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.”

- Fred Allen