seinfeld Quotes
Daily selection of quotes about seinfeld.
“Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.”
- Jerry Seinfeld
“The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!”
- Jerry Seinfeld
“Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.”
- Jerry Seinfeld
“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
- Jerry Seinfeld
“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
- Jerry Seinfeld
“Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.”
- Jerry Seinfeld
“Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.”
- Jerry Seinfeld
“You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'”
- Jerry Seinfeld
“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.”
- Jerry Seinfeld
“To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.”
- Jerry Seinfeld