seinfeld Quotes

“Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.”

“The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!”

“Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.”

“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”

“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”

“Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.”

“Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.”

“You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'”

“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.”

“To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.”