tomlin Quotes

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”

“Remember we're all in this alone.”

“We're all in this alone.”

“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”

“But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.”

“Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.”

“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”

“Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.”

“I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.”

“The best mind-altering drug is the truth.”